The Great Taylor Swift-Michael Rubin Showdown

A special 4th of July edition of THC, including a white party report, Andrew Rosen's Hamptons Ten, and a chicken-salad chart that took a really long time to make.

Happy 250th, y’all. It’s madness out there. A friend described parking at Sagaponack General Store as “a Hobbesian struggle.” I will be sequestered on Shelter Island until further notice, dodging Soros family members and Soros staffers.

If you are hosting a party today, may I suggest that you wear a black bodysuit and black tights to perform the Little E…