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A Plea to John Mayer, and Chamberlain’s Couch
Plus: The South Ferry gets a commercial and Joseph Altuzarra shares his East Hampton Grill order
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How to Turn $630k Into $11 Million
According to The Hamptons’ busiest home flipper. Plus: the Knicks descend on East Hampton, an altruistic couple buys a huge swathe of the North Fork…
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Tinx's Hot Dog and Martini Agenda
Plus: A stop work order after lines around the block at Bethenny Frankel's Supermodel Cafe popup in East Quogue, and an incredible trove of wearable…
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Smoothie Culture Is Out of Control
Plus: the beekeeper billionaires depend on; Princess Lee Radziwill's former estate hits the market for $162 million, and Ayo Edebiri comes to East…
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What The Hamptons Was Like in 2002
A very Y2K edition of THC. Plus: an update on the mysterious Montauk death of an Irish fashion designer; and the poetic chefs foraging for magnolia…
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Much Ado About Eight Clams
Plus: an investigation into the secret, no-storefront local food scene; everything you need to know about Authors Night; and Jamagansett's $80 pie goes…
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July 2026

Inside the Booming Moke Market
Drama at Barlume; an outbreak of blue-green bacteria; a fisherman-fashion designer's Hamptons Ten; and why Mokes are the perfect fourth car for your…
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Who's the Biggest Fish in the Hamptons?
A Great White shark, J. Lo's birthday, a Richard Prince hidden at a golf club, Southampton's flashiest cars, and a project cataloging 3,500 trees
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What Your Hat Says About You
Plus: flying cars, much ado over a Rolex sign, and Aerin Lauder's favorite thrift shop.
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Chaos At Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s Gate
Cars are crashing everywhere, from Elaia Estiatorio to the Carter house. Plus: the latest chapter in the Mugrabi saga and the launch of our Elite Events…
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Surviving a Hellish Summer of Ticks
Reporting live from the epicenter of Lyme. Plus: are "cherries on ice" over before they've even begun? And Suzie Kondi's wellness-happy Hamptons
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A Soulcycle Founder Starts Over in Montauk
Plus: the media mob including Tina Brown and Maureen Dowd spout wisdom on the villages; Rory dodges a dangerous influx of influencers; the chicken…
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