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September 2026

Cigars at The Bridge & White Claw at the Wharf
A full report from The Bridge golf club’s 10th annual car show. Plus: Chris Burch’s animatronic giraffe, a whale boating dynasty, and the perfect $20…
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A Pucci Heist in East Hampton
Plus: LDV honcho John Meadow gets real about his Hamptons businesses; spotted invasive lanternflies feast on the vineyards; and the most egregiously…
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Lucien Smith’s Last Paintings
The exclusive story of the late art star’s final works, made in Montauk. Plus: artichokes, piping plovers, Jon Hamm.
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The September Issue
To ring in the best month out east, we bring you three famous Billys: A Hamptons Ten with Billy Cotton; a summer recap with Burger King Billy Durney…
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The Hamptons Ambien Shortage
Plus: RHONY comes to Wolffer, more Mugrabi drama, the Hampton Classic’s merch economy, and a grown woman cries over spilled milk at an East Hampton…
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August 2026

Hamptons Deals Make the World Go ‘Round
Plus: everything you need to know about that John Mayer show; Flock camera drama; Whoopi Comes to Shelter Island; and the rising real-estate platform…
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Why Russell Brand Is Speaking On Shelter Island
He’s just the latest in a stream of controversial visitors. Plus: Southampton’s worst water hog, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Sam Altman dinner, and a star of…
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A Plea to John Mayer, and Chamberlain’s Couch
Plus: The South Ferry gets a commercial and Joseph Altuzarra shares his East Hampton Grill order
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How to Turn $630k Into $11 Million
According to The Hamptons’ busiest home flipper. Plus: the Knicks descend on East Hampton, an altruistic couple buys a huge swathe of the North Fork…
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Tinx's Hot Dog and Martini Agenda
Plus: A stop work order after lines around the block at Bethenny Frankel's Supermodel Cafe popup in East Quogue, and an incredible trove of wearable…
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